Thursday, April 8, 2010

Skinny is so overrated

This Explanation Works For Me
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and 
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out;
to the rest of our bodies.  So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!

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  1. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

  2. did you make that up? because it sounds like a quote and I love it! i used it for my facebook status this morning, and everyone else loved it too!!!! thanks for the day brightener. :D for me and alot of ohter women as well.

  3. can u c me laffin'???
    u're my new FAV!!!!!

  4. Finally an answer I can live with!

  5. made my day with that one...I like the way you think..I am gonna use that one for sure...

  6. BTW, I put this on my FB...Made my day and whole lots of other peoples too! Thanks! Love ya!

  7. How funny! I love it! That is my story and I am sticking to it!
    Thanks for the laugh!

    until next time... nel

  8. This is refreshing and hilarious. Thanks. I may need to borrow this. ; )