Friday, May 1, 2009

Nine Words Women Use

Nine words women use....

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying this is dumb and I am walking away now to curse you under my breath.

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!


  1. I have so used #4.....or it's alternative: you do whatever you think is right. lol it's definitely a dare. great post. have a great weekend. Blessings, SusanD

  2. Why is it that I have heard all these things. In my house the most famous is "I will be right there" Translation: Go ahead and do it yourself. I'm waiting until you finish before I head your way.

  3. Susan I am so with ya on #4, Hubby knows I don't mean it if it comes with a tone now though.

    LOL Greg, I do that all the time.

  4. love it. so true! #9 makes perfect sense to me. :)

  5. Oh Jenny - this is too funny and oh so true! We women are a breed of our own aren't we?? But we all speak the same language.

    Thanks for this today - I needed a laugh.


  6. Now I just need to print this out and give it to my husband so he knows the correct response. :-)
    Blessings - Lisa