The other day I was walking out the door and Bub cut in front of me and walked out and here is our conversation.
Me: "Bub that was not polite your supposed to let ladies go first."
Me: "Um well it's good etiquette, it's just how it is"
Bub: "Well that's just not right when I am older I am going to fight for Men's rights so we can both walk thru the door at the same time"
Me: Laughing hysterically